Monday, June 11, 2007

Skirting the Issue...

My good friend James just sent me the following pic from this past St. Patrick's Day, and it reminded of just how few real men there are in the world. Real men who wear skirts, that is.



Aside from the white chicken leg factor that inevitably creeps up in MN every winter, I am a huge fan of kilts. To be more specific, I'm a huge fan of Utilikilts. This Seattle company, which started in a warehouse just down the street from where I used to live in that city, prides itself on a trend-setting, bulletproof construction ethic for each and every kilt they make, and even offer a "tuxedo" model for those weekend weddings in the Scottish Highlands that we all are so often called upon to attend during the summer. No joke.

Nary a day went by in Seattle when I wouldn't walk down the street and see a Utilikilt-clad long-haired hipster riding a scooter....I was back recently, and it's only gotten better (or worse, depending upon your affinities for Celtic culture and/or tolerance for hipster silliness).

Probably the most endearing aspect of Utilikilts is their hyper-masculine marketing campaign and brand image - "Enjoy Your Freedom" they proudly command upon every sale. Think of how much over-compensating a kilt-clad gentleman has to embark upon with each new conversation with a woman in a bar.

And just remember what any good Scotsman worth his weight in haggis wears under his kilt!

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